Carl’s Jr’s Resident Burnout Shakes Milk Cows for Milkshakes

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Some ideas should never see the light of day. “Making Milkshakes” is one of them.

To plug its new orange cream milkshakes, Carl’s Jr. releases this mildly bestial ad in which a hipster dances around a cow and tries shaking the shit out of it. We hate him. And we don’t feel thirsty in the slightest.

Brought to our attention by BL Ochman, who seemed equally repelled by the prospect of an orange milkshake after recovering from this instance of audiovisual molestation.


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