CareerBuilder Hopes to Light Farts on Fire During Super Bowl

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Two guys. In cubicles. Giggling. One lights his farts on fire. The two giggle like seven year olds while a woman between them is annoyed. When the boss walks up, she’s momentarily gleeful the two will be chastised for their childish behavior. Instead, the boss hands his lighter to fart boy so he can continue shooting flames out of his ass. The woman? Well, she is not pleased.

This has to be harassment of some sort, right? I mean it’s two guys, no, three, against a woman. And the guys are being very disrespectful of the woman’s olfactory space. This is just wrong. Where’s the cause group uprising over this one? Where’s the Association of Humorless Hoes? Feminists For A Fart-Free Workplace? Gays Against Gag-Worthy Gaseousness? Bitches Against Boisterous Boys?

Oh the horror of it all!

This travesty is one of a few potential CareerBuilder commercials the company has released for people to vote on for airing during the Super Bowl.

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