Captain Morgan For President!

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While everyone’s awaiting Obama’s Vice Presidential announcement, Captain Morgan is hangin’ with the hotties and running for a presidency of his own. His primary platform plank is to put the party back into politics. With the help of four curvaceous cuties, The Captain shares the details of his platform: a two day work week, hot parties and designated drivers.

It might be nice to shove all the world’s drama aside for a few days and let this guy take over for a bit. We’d all have a hell of a hangover but we’d all have fun getting it.

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