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Does anyone actually talk like this in real life? You know some PR person wrote this statement:

Avaya Picks McCann-Erickson

In a statement, Avaya vp and CMO Yvonne Curl said, “McCann clearly understands Avaya’s business and our vision. They offer great strategic insights, as well as a comprehensive plan to drive Avaya’s brand to the next level.”

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I’m 65 and I finally understand why my father never once asked me about my life — it wasn’t disinterest or generational stoicism, it was textbook narcissism disguised as old-fashioned masculinity

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Psychology says the most dangerous narcissists aren’t the loud, grandiose ones — they’re the quiet martyrs who weaponize their suffering so skillfully that you end up apologizing for things they did to you

Psychology says the most dangerous narcissists aren’t the loud, grandiose ones — they’re the quiet martyrs who weaponize their suffering so skillfully that you end up apologizing for things they did to you

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I thought retirement would mean freedom, but at 66 I’ve discovered it actually means waking up every day knowing that nobody’s schedule depends on you anymore — and that the invisibility of not being needed is its own particular kind of grief

I thought retirement would mean freedom, but at 66 I’ve discovered it actually means waking up every day knowing that nobody’s schedule depends on you anymore — and that the invisibility of not being needed is its own particular kind of grief

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Research suggests that the most intellectually confident people in most rooms are often the quietest — not because they have nothing to say but because they learned early that speaking without thinking is a currency that devalues itself every time it’s spent

Research suggests that the most intellectually confident people in most rooms are often the quietest — not because they have nothing to say but because they learned early that speaking without thinking is a currency that devalues itself every time it’s spent

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Psychology says the people most likely to end up alone in old age aren’t the difficult ones — they’re the ones who were so easy to take for granted that nobody noticed they were slipping away until the slipping was already done

Psychology says the people most likely to end up alone in old age aren’t the difficult ones — they’re the ones who were so easy to take for granted that nobody noticed they were slipping away until the slipping was already done

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Psychology says the kindest people are sometimes the loneliest not despite their kindness but because of it — because kindness extended to everyone equally is kindness that belongs to no one specifically, and intimacy has always required specificity

Psychology says the kindest people are sometimes the loneliest not despite their kindness but because of it — because kindness extended to everyone equally is kindness that belongs to no one specifically, and intimacy has always required specificity

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