Candied Ass For Sale on Groupon

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We’ve used Groupon for a while though “used” may be a bit of an overstatement. We have the app but we’ve never actually purchased anything. Each day the offers come in and we sort of go “hmm.” Today an offer came in for Fancy Fortune Cookies. But when we opened the app, we were stunned to see an image that looked very much like two legs and an ass covered in chocolate and candy.

Has porn hit Groupon?

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