Campaign Launched to Save Big Breasts

As only the Sun can do, the paper has launched a campaign (link NSFW) to save, as they call them, “two of Britain’s most outstanding monuments – Jordan’s (Katie Price) boobs.” The famous model has decided her 32FF breasts are simply too big and she has announced she will have her implants removed. The Sun has enlisted the help of the country’s National Trust but a spokesman for the organization declined, citing the non-natural qualities of Jordan’s monuments, “Our remit is to preserve places of outstanding natural beauty – so we will have to pass on this.” Undeterred, the paper is looking to its readers enlisting support via an email campaign intended to convince Jordan of the country’s love and admiration of her assets.

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