Calling All Advertising Hotties: GoDaddy Wants Your Assets

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If any of you ladies in the industry would like to leave behind demanding clients, whining account executives, pompous creative directors and groping bosses who only see you for your mini-skirted long legs and button-straining cleavage, now’s your chance. GoDaddy is in search of another GoDaddy girl. If you win the contest, you can leave behind all that rampant sexism and be appreciated by Bob Parsons and the rest of the Godaddy folk for your important assets…like your mini-skirted long legs and button-straining cleavage. Sweet deal, huh?

You can prance around in tight tops while drooling film crew members spray you with water until the cold causes your breasts to offer up that quintessential reaction so many admire yet causes nothing but embarrassment for you. Sit next to Bob during interviews as he tries not to leer at you while asking you important questions about your background and decision to become a GoDaddy Girl. And, screw working on a Super Bowl commercial. Appear in one instead so 50 million American men can fantasize about you when they go to bed at night, Or to the bathroom after the commercial break. Sounds like a great career move. What are you all waiting for?

UPDATE: Actually, screw GoDaddy. Let’s have an Adrants Advertising Hottie Contest. Sure it’s sexist but it’s also fun. Guys are welcome too. We’ll think of a good prize. Put your submissions in Comments or send using the Contact link at the top of the site.

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