California Milk Grafts More Human Stereotypes Onto More Heifers

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Real California Milk’s Happy Cow Auditions gets two new entries: Anna, who’s Swedish and yodels; and Destynee, who wants exclusive grazing rights to her own field of alfalfa.

See the last audition we passive-aggressively hated.

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