Bush-ese Interpreted as ‘Hell, High Water’ by Greenpeace

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We love a little hell and high water on a Super Tuesday morning. Those things, says Greenpeace, will be the only result of Bush’s big plans against global warming.

And since Bush has trouble with the “transparency” thing, GP decided to be transparent for him — all over the Washington Monument during his “Major Economics Meeting” last week.

Politics: a damn serious business. In the same way falling facedown in a sandbox — and stabbing your eye out with a stick — can be considered good times.

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