Ah yes, that occasionally embarrassing morning moment when you find yourself (if you’re a guy) tenting your sheets with no way to hide the fact you’re sprung. Either due to that early morning dream about the hot girl you saw on Flickr and are now having sex with in your mind…or the serious need to take a piss, morning wood is something all guys have to deal with from time to time.
Crispin Porter + Bogusky have twisted that experienced into, yes, a commercial for Burger King’s Cheesy Tots. Apparently, these cheese-filled hash browns are so arousing your tongue simply has to get it’s daily relief or else…it’ll turn blue? As satisfying as a Cheesy Tots-induced tongue orgasm might sound, we certainly hope there isn’t a lot of prolific saliva squirting accompanying that satisfaction. That would just be gross.
