Britney Spears Hits Cover of Rolling Stones

“Please Mister Airbrusher, It HurtsWhen You Bend My Back That Way”

Now we have to hear about that Kiss all over again. The latest issue of Rolling Stone features Britney Spears on the cover in fully air-brushed form and in what has to be a wig. Who really cares though. She’s hot and that’s all that seems to matter these days.

Nice ass. Nice boobs. Cute face. Sure, we’ll put you on the cover of our magazine. No problem. Got a new album? Oh, that’s good too. In the article Britney reacts to those who think she’s going down Christina’s road saying, “I’m not gonna come out on this record and show my crotch or anything. That’s not me. I would never do anything like that. It’s all in the way you do stuff, all in the way you carry things. The music is most important to me.”

Recently, she headlined the NFL Kick Off Show singing one of the songs from her new album. Fans were less than thrilled. Again, who cares. Nice ass. Nice boobs. Cute face.

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