Boy Excitedly Strokes GameBoy

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Given the posters on the wall and those little motion marks next to this boy’s arms, it’s quite clear he’s enjoying himself. Hey, wait a minute. You think he’s…..oh you disgusting pervert! What is that dirty mind of yours thinking? We can’t believe the disgusting thoughts in our midst. Of course he’s just stroking the keys on his new GameBoy, you silly fools.

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