Bored With GoDaddy, Danica Patrick Now Pimping Watches

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In her every GoDaddy appearance, Danica Patrick always looked as if she was sleeping or bored out her mind with the silly antics which accompanied every GoDaddy outing in which she appeared. So now she’s off to pimp watches. Where does the girl find time to drive anymore?

Patrick hooked up with GQ to appear in a four page advertorial (pdf, sadly) for Tissot Swiss Watches in the September issue. So there she is All glamor girl-style. In the pool wearing a bikini and getting some hunk boy love. Against a wall in a dress and heels getting pulled away by a mysterious arm which has “I want to have sex with you” written all over it. Sitting atop an old school newspaper man as if to…I don’t know…show some form of mini-skirted feminine superiority. And presumably naked and embraced by a dude while watches the size of a person’s head grace each of their wrists.

Well, at least she’s moved beyond her car model days.

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