Borat Labeled Human Rights Victim of Cold Mean Kazakhs

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It was just a matter of time before Borat got pinned a victim for his masochistic hairstyle but it turns out his case may be bigger than that, depending on whether you value the right to good hair over freedom of speech.

An annual human rights report released by Condy Rice criticizes the real Kazakhstan, listing relevant examples of human rights victims and including fictional character Borat, the woman-bashing, Jew-spooked Kazakh reporter invented by Jewish comedian Sacha Baron Cohen.

It’s unsurprising Borat’s come across some trouble considering the president isn’t too keen on Cohen’s charming rendition of Kazakhstan as racist, superstitious and misogynistic. The decision to pull Borat’s website, Borat.KZ, is ceremoniously noted in the report: “The government deemed as offensive the content of a satirical site controlled by British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen and revoked the .kz domain.”

We think it’s sweet that the country has risen to Borat’s defense. If we’re going to chuck dirt at all our international friends anyway we might as well stop pretending it’s for a good reason and go on righteously rallying for fictional characters.

Humbert Humbert had it rough too. Who wants to throw the rock at Mother Russia?

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