Bootylicious Ass Offers Last Minute, Pre-Holiday Office Fantasy

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Now wait just a friggin’ minute. Since when does fine, upstanding AdFreak get to dwell in the Adrants gutter by posting images of impossibly hot ass? Well, apparently, a couple days before the holiday break when either no one in the industry is really working so no one will see it or all the agency bosses have left early making it open season for employees to stare at bootylicious ass rather than finalize that media plan or revise that layout for the fifteenth time.

Barbara Lippert called it “too, too cheeky.” Brandweek called it “provocative.” We’ll just call it damn fine ass and be done with it. At this point, does it even matter what this ad is for? Do you really care? No, you don’t. You just want to stare at it, fantasize about being with it and hope no one walking by your office catches you in the middle of pulse pounding mental moment..

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