Boobs Sell Everything, Right? Why Not Insurance?

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Is there anything more boring than insurance? You need it but it’s one of the most unsexy things in this world. OK, so it’s not like it hasn’t been done before but this latest ad for Trident Insurance hides nothing and doesn’t apologize for anything when, for a full minute and a half, it foists upon us nothing more than a bunch of women in white bikinis jumping up and down while the camera focuses on their jiggling (in slow motion, of course) breasts.

That’s it. That’s all there is to this commercial. There’s nothing else to write about it other than, perhaps, an analysis of bikini style, breast size or fake or not commentary. And since Adrants is a serious publication covering the advertising industry, not sex, you really don’t want want to read about all that, right?

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