Boobs! Ass! Thongs! Vodka! Russian Commercial Delivers

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Here’s a Russian vodka commercial that releases all that pent up, iron curtain crap the country had to endure for so long. Like a 16 year old kid returning from a week spent on vacation with the family to the privacy of his own room to urgently release thats week’s “build up,” Russian marketers are undergoing a release of their own. In this commercial for Kreslova vodka, a lonely Russian man’s imagination drifts to the pleasures of beautiful woman clad in nothing more than tiny thongs and cleavage-enhancing lingerie. And it’s all the vodka’s fault. Damn. Where can we get some of that imagination-enhancing vodka here in the states?

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