Billboard Commands Passersby to Fornicate With It

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In yet another example of what constitutes acceptable advertising in countries outside the United States, we have this billboard in Denmark with a decidedly blunt message. Promoting the alcoholic energy drink Cult Shaker, the events the company hosts and its “Cult Girls,” the board asks us to “fornicate” the naked girl shown on the billboard because she is famous.

Hopefully, nobody takes board’s message too seriously and starts humping it like a frustrated boy at a high school prom who, for the whole night, has been maddeningly titillated by his date’s protuberant prom dress cleavage and, as a result, is nearing both an embolism caused by his throbbing heart rate and the onset of another imminently explosive, uncontrollable bodily event.

Whoa. Where did that come from? Well, hey, the board is pretty blunt so why not some blunt editorial to accompany it?

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