Bikini Marketing: Waiting Is Hard

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Really? This is like the Bikini Ad Network or whatever that company was called that hired two hot women to walk around the ad:tech exhibit hall a couple of years ago. So this morning we get followed by @BikiniMarketing. Being the inquisitive type we checked out the profile which led to a website called, yes, Bikini Marketing. Of course, the site is “coming soon” and carries the subhead, “We know waiting is hard…”

Enough double entendres there for you? Likely this site will never see the light of day much like that other one never did either.

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