Bigger Breasts Apparently Better For Brand


Following the breast augmentation craze in humans, Irish airline Ryanair has decided it needs a bigger bra size as well. Ryanair CEO Mike O’Leary said the current flying angel logo was too flat chested and ordered the breast enhancement for the entire line of its 737-800 fleet. Not missing a beat, a Ryanair spokesman said, “We decided to give our customers a more uplifting experience. We think she is rather aerodynamic.”

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