Hello? This is Adrants, right? So where’s our commentary on the Lane Bryant ad featuring a woman whose breasts are apparently too big for Fox and ABC? Excuse us if we took off a few days to enter the actual world where women with actual breasts and actual cleavage exist. And who aren’t cast off as mutated oddities as the networks seem to have done to the women in the new Lane Bryant commercial.
“Good God! She has breasts! Holy shit! Look at that cleavage! We can’t possibly air that! That would break our B cup limit! That would likely cause men to get erections in public!The cause groups would eat us alive! Besides, the she weighs more than 120 pounds! And that makes her fat! No one wants to see fat people in ads. Tell those fatties over at Lane Bryant that if they want that spot to air, they’re going to have to cover up that cleavage.”
So sexy. So not what your father’s network would air.
Big Boobs Banned by Network, Lane Bryant Pissed
Hello? This is Adrants, right? So where’s our commentary on the Lane Bryant ad featuring a woman whose breasts are apparently too big for Fox and ABC? Excuse us if we took off a few days to enter the actual world where women with actual breasts and actual cleavage exist. And who aren’t cast off as mutated oddities as the networks seem to have done to the women in the new Lane Bryant commercial.
“Good God! She has breasts! Holy shit! Look at that cleavage! We can’t possibly air that! That would break our B cup limit! That would likely cause men to get erections in public!The cause groups would eat us alive! Besides, the she weighs more than 120 pounds! And that makes her fat! No one wants to see fat people in ads. Tell those fatties over at Lane Bryant that if they want that spot to air, they’re going to have to cover up that cleavage.”
So sexy. So not what your father’s network would air.
Steve Hall
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