Beyonce Will Make You Pulsate

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When Beyonce launched her fragrance, Heat, we had this to say, “Another celebrity. Another celebrity fondling their own hotness. Another celebrity fondling their own hotness and crooning for a brand. Another celebrity fondling their own hotness and crooning for a brand which thinks people actually believe people are gullible enough to think using such a product will make them as hot as said celebrity.”

Well, she’s at it again, this time for Pulse, yet another fragrance that’s supposed to turn every woman into a busty, bootylicious babe so hot that in her presence the entire city of New York would explode in spontaneous, mutual orgasm.

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