Beyonce Says God is OK With Sexy Booty Enhancing Clothing

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God OK With Booty

Apparently, big booty babe Beyonce has permission from God to wear hot clothes however, she says God is not OK with girl on girl kisses like the Britney/Madonna MTV Awards spectacle.

“I have standards. There are things I will not do,” says Beyonce. “I always carry myself like a lady. I don’t feel like I ever do anything raunchy. It’s entertainment and I believe God is OK with that.”

Alrighty then. Bring on that big ‘ol booty and shake that ass for us in more Pepsi commercials.

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