Bessies Execute Bad Ads. Yippee.

Steve Hall

Mar. 20, 2008
1 min read

Remember when the Elmo Song assassination brought out the inner-child-decimating sociopath in you? The Bessies can help fuel that sleeping fire. Also see their take on crappy multi-blade shaving spots.

Tagline: “Only good TV lives.” Courtesy of John St., Toronto.

Yawn. Gratuitous media murder is so freshman year. Right up there with the UC Berkeley Putnam Porno. (Don’t ask.)

Steve Hall

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