Belgian Senate Candidate Offers 40,000 Blowjobs

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Belgian NEE party senate candidate, Tania Derveaux, in an effort to thwart the efforts of candidates who were making what she claims to be ridiculous job opportunity promises, launched a campaign in which she posed nude and promised she’d create 400,000 new jobs. Men, being who men are, immediately responded to the campaign by emailing Tania to ask her for a blowjob. (Hey, it’s got the word “job” in it after all.)

Ever the one to capitalize on the chance at more publicity for her cause, Tania plans to oblige her supporter’s wishes and has promised to offer 40,000 actual blowjobs to those who sign up. Humorously, she’s offering the shy and married ones a virtual blowjob in Second Life. All one has to do is sign up and agree to the terms of service.

The organization’s website describes NEE as “an impartial protest movement (that involves) running for senate in the Belgian elections of June 10th 2007.” The goal is to detract enough votes from legitimate candidates, assigning them to empty parliament seats which takes money and power away from parties and turns the power to the people who can sanction other politicians.

Tania has calculated it will take her 500 days to travel around the world performing her duties giving 80 blowjobs each day. Right. Well, you have to give them points for humor. See the TOS.

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