Because It’s Never Too Soon to Put the Pasties on Penny.

girl-breastfeeding-doll.jpg

We were thinking the other day about all the technological advances that happened with dolls when were kids: the kind with the hair you could cut that grows back, or the one whose hair changed colour when you ran a cold hairbrush through it, or — our personal favourite — the one that pissed into a changeable cloth diaper! after suckling real fluid from a bottle.

So maybe Spanish doll maker Berjuan is adding a logical cobblestone to what’s already a long illustrious tradition. Still, this demonstration for Bebe Gloton, a doll little girls can pretend to breastfeed, left us suffering from WTF Face.

Gotta love the added touch of pastel flowers, just to make extra sure that wee mothers-in-training remember where Baby’s mouth is supposed to go.

Picture of Steve Hall

Steve Hall

RECENT ARTICLES

TRENDING AROUND THE WEB

9 things in your Amazon purchase history that instantly reveal you’re upper middle class

9 things in your Amazon purchase history that instantly reveal you’re upper middle class

Global English Editing

If your parents fed you these 7 dishes as a child, you probably grew up upper-middle-class

If your parents fed you these 7 dishes as a child, you probably grew up upper-middle-class

Global English Editing

7 telltale signs you’re a real introvert, not someone who just needs to ‘come out of your shell’

7 telltale signs you’re a real introvert, not someone who just needs to ‘come out of your shell’

Global English Editing

I thought retirement would be boring until I tried these 9 activities that completely changed my perspective

I thought retirement would be boring until I tried these 9 activities that completely changed my perspective

Global English Editing

7 signs someone is highly intelligent but has terrible social skills

7 signs someone is highly intelligent but has terrible social skills

Global English Editing

I thought I hated vacations until I realized I just needed these 9 introvert-friendly destinations

I thought I hated vacations until I realized I just needed these 9 introvert-friendly destinations

Global English Editing