Because Hot Chicks and Cool Gimmicks Make Average Pop Songs Better.

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Face it, you’re not watching to the video experiment below for Calvin Harris’ new single Ready For The Weekend if it doesn’t have those two things going for it. Part one: Mr. Humanthesizer used special conductive green ink to connect with 34 sound pads on the floor, each one corresponding to the various instruments used in the song. After his long explanation is when the video gets interesting in part two: Add hot chicks dancing and slapping in rhythm to actually perform the song. Insert vocalist and there ya go, 2:55 minutes of your life gone.

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