Bali Prevents Collapse of Civilization by Concealing Nipples

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While there’s absolutely nothing wrong with the female nipple, it would seem their presence will usher in the demise of society. It’s as if civilization as we know it would end at even the slightest hint of nipple protruding from under a woman’s clothing. Which, it seems, is why Bali is out with a new line of “concealer” bras with “revolutionary concealing petals for complete modesty.” Because, God forbid, we’d never want any human to see what the human body actually looks like.

So ladies, if society has put so much pressure on you that you feel you have to perpetuate the charade nipples don’t exist or if you’re just shy or you just think your nipples are way too big, Bali has come to your aid. Need to conceal? Bali is for you.

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