Bacon Bandages Make Scrapes and Scabs Fun Again

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Bandages are one of those categories that nobody pays much attention to – and they should, because anybody who’s anybody has a box or two in the house. People just don’t do enough to make them interesting.

That’s why we admire the effort behind these nifty bacon bandages by Accoutrements. What is it about putting a slab of meat on a wound that makes you feel 10 times more awesome? We’re not really sure, but in the unlikely event that meat bandages fail to make you feel cool, don’t worry: there’s a free toy inside.

Doesn’t the thought just fill you with a glow? We just want to run out there without our knee pads and do something crazy, like climb fences with that prickly stuff on top.

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