Babbling Bimbo Banished From Boat

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For a man, sometimes it doesn’t matter how hot your girlfriend is, how big her breasts are or how amazing she looks in a bikini. Because when she’s a chatty bimbo who threatens your leisure time, there’s no place for her in your life.

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