Axe Saves Boys From Premature Embarrassment

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Leave it to Axe to save little boys from losing it prematurely at the site of a beautiful girl. Nothing like the cascade of bodily fluids to ruin that first moment of contact. Not every girl likes a guy who’s overly prolific with is fluids so Axe is there to save the day. Or the moment.

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