Axe Powerful Enough to Call Angels From Heaven

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In yet another stretch, a Dutch Axe commercial tries to convince us its fragrance is so alluring it causes angels (the hottest, of course) to fall from the sky and smash their halos. Conceivably because they’d rather live a terrestrial life with an Axe spraying idiot rather than the heavenly life of the divine.

More likely, it’s the overbearing stench of the stuff that’s caused them to momentarily lose their balance in the clouds.

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