Axe Gives Sex Tips in Campy Swami Garb

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If you worry that Axe’s Boost Shower Gel isn’t sufficient enough aid to help you hook up, Axe’s Boost Your ESP (Extra Sexual Perception) provides an opportunity to order campy-ass love guru Swami Mack’s ESP book. Act now while supplies last.

Once upon a time Axe was fairly witty. With Boost Your ESP they’ve trespassed into Bruce Campbell territory, and nobody is allowed to do that. Walking the line of camp and sex is delicate work, like knitting lattices.

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