Axe Gives Employees Pheromone-Infused Business Cards. Productivity to Take A Nosedive

Well, now. Not only is Axe out to turn women into helpless puddles of desire in the face of their body sprays and deodorants, they’re now arming their employees with business cards that will do the same.

Working with Union Toronto, the brand, as illustrated in this video, has created a line of personalized business cards unique to each employee and that contains a pheromone-infused substance that’s applied to the card.

The results, predictably, are predictable. But we have to wonder. With all these pheromone-infused business cards floating around the office, how will any work get done when everyone’s off in a closet shagging?

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