Avril Lavigne Wears Underwear

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Avril Lavigne wants us all to know she’s not a pantyless Britney Spears telling Jane magazine she’s “not a party person and I always wear underwear.” nor that that’s all cleared up, we can move on to more important things like her paparazzi spitting habit and how she hates professional autograph grabbers.

In an interview in the April issue of Jane she explains, “I don’t know what the big deal was, because I’ve been spitting at paparazzi the past two years I’ve lived in L.A. Then they made it into a story; they said I said ‘fuck you’ to my fans, which, like, uh, I would never do. When you’re outside of Hyde, or like any club, there are paparazzi guys holding glossies, they have nice little blue Sharpies, and they want you to sign them so they can sell them on eBay. They’re called ‘professionals,’ they follow you everywhere. So I was like, ‘Fuck you. Fuck you!’ … Of course it was [directed at the paparazzi]! Oh, and everyone was laughing – the photographers wanted me to spit on them. I was like, ‘Ha-ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha!’ It was funny. But I think if Britney had had no underwear on that week, my spitting thing wouldn’t have been talked about.”

Anyway, if your want to hear her dish even more about her husband’s drug use, his fidelity, her fighting with fans, her wedding, song writing and all sorts of other super important stuff, be sure to pick up the magazine at the end of the month. Or don’t and spare yourself the celebu-whining.

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