Following two recent shark deaths, the Australian government has launched an ad campaign urging swimmers to be wary of sharks.
“Always swim at patrolled beaches and between the flags; leave the water immediately if a shark is sighted; never swim alone; never swim at dawn, dusk or at night; do not swim in murky waters; do not swim near schools of fish; do not swim in canals or near a river mouth; do not swim near or interfere with shark control equipment,” said Primary Industries Minister Henry Palaszczuk.
Sound like the ad should just have said, “Do Not Swim Anywhere!”