Aussie Hawks Young Life on Ebay

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Adrants reader Marsha suspects marketing dollars behind this new life for sale on Ebay, where flaxen-haired Nicael is selling his identity to the highest bidder. We don’t, but we suspect they’ll find their way to him soon enough.

The new life includes inheritance of love interests, friends, belongings and nemeses (two). It also includes extensive training for skills (including fire twirling), appearance, and stories from his past, as well as tech support once training’s through.

Can you imagine tech support for your own life? “Just ignore the hairy douche who comes to the door periodically. He claims to want the rent but he’s not a landlord. And the girl at the cafe? You’ve been working on nailing her for weeks. Please do in the next two in a half weeks.”

30% of profits from the sale go to ARAFMI. You can check out the requisite Myspace here.

If we could sell our lives for every morning we woke up feeling less-than-snarky, and receive upwards of $30,000 for it, we’d probably be … well, we don’t know, because we wouldn’t be us. Like Nicael we’d probably just choose somewhere to brood.

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