Audi Thinks Technology Makes Better Drivers

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Highlighting the fact over 100,000 miles of bridges and roadways are in disrepair, roadside and driver distractions increasingly challenge drivers, millions of “ill-equipped vehicles pose danger, half a million cubic yards of debris are scattered all over the country’s roads and the fact 38 million drivers are said to be unable to pass a drivers exam, Audi is out with new work for the A6.

The ad touts the new A6’s ability to analyze real-time information, read a driver’s handwriting and makes 2,000 decisions every second, all of which is to say…nothing at all. A safe driver in a shitbox is far more desirable than a driver who has to rely on a car’s technology to make it from point A to point B without crashing. Just saying.

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