Ass-vertising’ Yet Another New Ad Format

A new ad medium, “ass-vertising,” from non-traditional ad agency, NightAgency, can be added to the long line of alternative advertising tactics exploding on a seemingly daily basis. Apparently, advertising can be slapped on the bikini-ed ass of hot woman in the form of logo and design. Placed on the right ass, there’s no doubt these ads will attract attention and perhaps finally give valid reason to follow that hot chic down the beach while staring lustfully at her ass. Now if they could only figure out “thong-vertising.”

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