Ashley Simpson’s Future Not Good According to Justin

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Justin from That’sJustNotRight eloquently sums up the number two Simpson sister writing, “Ashlee Simpson. Big nose, big chin, can’t sing, swears too much. But at least she’s not as stupid as her sister.”

I guess she won’t be doing Pizza Hut commercials any time soon.

UPDATE: OK, so she is a little bit hot:

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