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Ashlee Simpson, who seems to be morphing into some kind of plastic representation of her older sister Jessica, has hooked up with Skechers to launch a new line of footwear. During the launch announcement a few days a go, she said, “Skechers is brand that is not afraid to going the beyond. I look forward to representing Skechers clothing line; I also hope to add a few more pairs to my wardrobe,” causing some to wonder if English is her first language. Whatever. She looks way better with blond hair and whatever facial/nasal adjustments she’s had than her former I-Must-Look-Different-Than-Jessica look she forced upon us earlier.

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