Ashlee Simpson Boots Madonna Off ‘Blender’ Cover

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Madonna’s done her fair share of lip syncing for sure but she must have truly broken an actual vocal chord when she heard Blender Magazine decided to feature famed lip-syncer Ashlee Simpson instead of her on magazine’s December cover. Apparently, Madonna was supposed to appear on the cover but the publisher dropped her in favor of Simpson. Blender won’t comment but we’re pretty sure the magazine is simply adhering to the “young trumps old” publishing maxim.

Madonna’s handler downplayed the situation saying, “She’s too busy healing from her horse-riding accident. I was talking to several publications, including Blender. Trust me, you’ll see plenty of Madonna in the weeks to come.” As for Simpson, we bet she’s jumping for joy. She needs all the positive exposure she can get after that SNL incident.

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