Apple Brings Sexy Desktop Back, Takes a Bite Out of Our Self-Esteem

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Having unleashed its sexy new iMac yesterday afternoon, Apple flooded our inbox this morning with an ad for it that smugly proclaimed, “You can’t be too thin. Or too powerful.”

Yo. Are you calling us fat? Low blow, Steve Jobs. What would Rubenesque Ruby say?

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