App Turns iPhone Into Vibrator

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To celebrate Valentine’s Day yesterday, Sir Richard’s Condom Co., with help from TDA_Boulder, unveiled Significant Other, an iPhone app which turns the device into a personal massager with three intensities and a timer.

And just so all sides of the sexual scale are covered, the brand also released a branded cocktail napkin with instructions on how to fold it. Wait, what?. Women get to have an orgasm and men have to fold napkins? What the hell sort of equality is that?

Dear TDA_Boulder, we are reporting you to the Verizon Dumb Dad Association which insures men in commercials aren’t tossed off as blithering idiots, emaciated savants and dolts who can’t fold napkins. You should be ashamed of yourselves!

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