Annual Report Manure Contest Reaches Final Two

Steve Hall

Mar. 31, 2005
1 min read

There’s probably not a soul alive who’s actually read through an entire annual report. If there is, we feel pity because they are written horribly and contain some of the most bland, verbal irrelevancy ever produced. Here to celebrate that annual expulsion of verbal diarrhea is Fighting Bull’s 2005 Manure Madness Annual Bull Tournament. It’s been underway since Early March but, last week, the Tournament entered the Final four leaving McKesson and Lockheed standing tall as the two companies spewing the finest annual report drivel.

If your looking for some enjoyment at the expense of a few bloated Fortune 500 companies and the poor copywriters forced to write this stuff, visit the Tournament’s standings site, revel in the inanity of corporate America and cast your vote for the “Shining Beacon of Business Idiocy.”

Steve Hall

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