Anna Nicole Smith Dies of Drug Cocktail. Did You Really Not Know That?

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We’re not sure why Anna Nicole Smith’s death continues to monopolize our breaking news. We never had anything against her, but we’re starting to feel mildly resentful. Is there really nothing else more critical than ANS’s autopsy results happening in the world?

Come on, America.

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