Angry Whopper Unhinges Schoolmarms, Whips Germans into Shape

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Ever on the lookout for sensory violations, Brentter‘s brought us Angry Whopper ads for the UK and Germany.

In case you need refreshing, Burger King recently announced the availability of its Angry Whopper in the US with this bizarre ad, where a farmer physically abuses an onion during its crucial growing stage.

As a result, the onion leaves the earth hotter than Satan’s feet. Added to a jalapeno-infused Whopper, it spanks the mouth of any office cog who dares order it.

It turns out the Angry Whopper’s been on the market in Europe since May, with ads obviously tailored to each culture. The UK spot is pretty tame — an anger management teacher, who thinks she can “handle” her rage, doesn’t handle it very well after taking a bite.

As for the German one? Well, it’s Germany. Add a fetish, slip it in leather and give it a whip.

Angry Whopper UK:

Angry Whopper Germany:

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