Amstel Light: Not Big on the Whole ‘Literacy’ Thing

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Amstel Light may have taught us properly how to spell “beer” in Dutch, but this is definitely not how you spell “damn.” Unless you’re referring to what beavers make, or are trying to be clever with your city of origin. But really, did bad puns ever get a brand anywhere good?

Also, I’m digging how the YouTube video description reads “Tradition since 18070.” I didn’t even realize we’d passed that year yet.

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