American Apparel Ass Begs to be Tapped

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It’s getting to the point where when viewing the latest American Apparel ad you begin to wonder if they are even real. That or some art director over there has a constant hard on and can’t create anything that doesn’t resemble a place in which to thrust his throbbing urgency. American Apparel ads have always been racy. They’ve always pushed boundaries. So this latest “OH MY GOD you are so huge – stick that thing in me right now, baby! ” ad from the clothier shouldn’t surprise. And doesn’t. But it does make one want to stick…OK, we’ll spare you and stop right there.

Appropriately and quite humorously, the ad is for the company’s The Tap Panty. Cute. Witty. Ironic. And all that. Now it’s time for that American Apparel art director to go jack off and get back to making ads that don’t portray women as fuck objects. But, wait. An ass like this is always nice to look at. OK, kidding…but not really.

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