…Ah, Feels Like 2006 Again.’

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JetBlue continues pitching execs with tarnished golden parachutes in a tongue-in-cheek series of online videos. The objective is to acclimate bigwigs, accustomed to their own jets, to the somewhat-less-private JetBlue experience.

It’s funny shit — imagine that Old Spice Bruce Campbell campaign, except for down-and-out silver-spooners instead of green youngbloods.

We love it when dude makes an allusion to private jets on craigslist in Episode 3. And that douchey PowerPoint moment? Priceless. For those so inclined, worldly wage-earners with a sense of humour can “Have [their] assistant’s assistant book now.”

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